What's the "SYMBOLOGY" there?!!

"KNOWLEDGE - Books are the gateway towards knowledge...  Hey, I can see some dust on those dictionaries..."

"LIFE - Trees live for like.... EVER... and they still prosper in this crazy world of ours... Should've took a picture of the workplace.. that would be MORE accurate..."

"OPPORTUNITY-  Oh look... Here's some random painting that's telling me that I can do whatever I want to change the FUTURE... Okay, so does that mean I can be a vigilante and fight crime?  How about staying home, living with my mother, and never having to work or pay taxes ever again?

"DEPRESSION - As you can see, this isn't the type of image you see that your regular Guidance Counselor's office... Where's the puppies and babies and GUMMY BEARS?!!  Rain ain't so bad... Come on, now...

"BOREDOM - WOW... GOLF... La-dee-freaking-DA!!! It's the most BORING thing to do EVER!!! I mean, my god, all you do is WHACK THE BALL, GET IN THE CART... WHACK THE BALL, GET IN THE CART... WHACK THE FREAKING BALL, AND GET IN THE FREAKING CART!!!  You can dress like a p***p and nobody would care... Bob Barker called he wants his WARDROBE back!!!  I'd rather... I'd rather... do something that's NOT GOLFING to this blog!!! (Like having all my finger and toe nails ripped off or something...)

"DANGER- ENERGY DRINKS... BADDDDDDDD.... Seriously kiddos, DEATH BEFORE CAFFEINE!!!"

"SILENCE- This is the sound... of SILENCE... Now, if you listen, wery, wery quietly... *CHIRP* *CHIRP*..."

"HELP- Ask and you SHALL receive... Trust me, no one will save you if an ice cream truck is around..."

   

"DIVERSITY- This is all the *ahem* diversity you'll ever get here at WEST MONONA... "

"GENDER - There will always be stereotypes about girls and boys... AND, as you can see, we are so ashamed of ourselves that we HAVE the "urge" to cover our naughty bits and giggle/blush..."