"ROFL x1000000000!!!! XD Oh god, this is SOOOOOOOOO funny!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Before you report me to Uncensored Child Blogging Services (I'm 18 by the way...) Just hear me out... I have 2 very good reasons that I posted this rather hilarious "secret" (AND other ones to come... ;D ): 1.) Our A.P. teacher, Ms. Alexander, is introducing us into the world of "Post Secrets"... a website where people tell their dirtiest, weirdest, and most guiltiest secrets... (even ones with a side boob on it) & 2.) Well, this one made my eyes rain it was so humorous.... This guy, WHOEVER he is, has guts to letting his secret out because it takes a very honest person to say those things, right? He kewl in my book!"
"I chose THIS one because... well, I wouldn't doubt that even the most beautiful girl you knew DIDN'T or WASN'T entirely satisfied with her mental and physical state. I've felt this way about many girls (This brings out the WORST in people by the way) and, because of my insecurities, I was always thinking, "Why are you so UNGRATEFUL?!! You can have ANY boy you want and they still aren't GOOD enough for you!!! You're sooooooo perfect and all you do is b****h about how you're not because you sure as h*** know you ARE!!! QUICK FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS!!! Yes, that is my dark side... which isn't an attractive trait on my part. I've also felt this way about girls who had the guys that I had feelings for... I'll even admit that a part of me hated them, because my "ego" was hurt and my confidence was shattered... but it wasn't their fault... it was MINE... "
"YUP... STORY OF MY LIFE, probably the story of ALL our lives... Same for the "POST SECRET" above this one, being jealous of another for what they have... IS truly a sin... You can't hate a person for that... It's funny how people are always like, "BEAUTY is on the INSIDE" and "HAVE CONFIDENCE" (Which is true) BUT lets not kid ourselves, kay? Come one, we live in a shallow world where people forget the things that are the MOST important... take personality, for instance... HUMANS DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES... We've known this since day UNO... I mean, you follow those stupid TEN COMMANDMENTS?!! Anyhoo, because men are "visual creatures" and their eye sight is a H****OFALOT better than their brains that are between their... um... never mind... and BECAUSE men are simple creatures who need to relive their *ahem* "testosterone"... The female race try everything our power to "enhance" our beauty... because we try to please and when they don't NOTICE us... WE FEEL LIKE CRAWLING INTO A BALL OF INSECURITY AND SELF PITY AND JUST DIE... I just want all the girls who read this to be like, "HEY... I'm beautiful in my own way, I'm ONLY ugly if I choose to be!!!" :)
"This one, I chose because it touched me... This is, I can't even describe how sad this is... I've known so many good kids that grew up this way... Nice kids that have it tough, so tough that the "privileged" kids bully them... They've lived a life that I could never imagine... It's sad when I hear people say, "THAT kid is trouble.. he does drugs and has been a jail... SMOKES WEED TOO!!! What a waste of life, that stupid kid is..." or when they say "So THIS is where my tax money goes to... a bunch of F-ing bums who don't work and drink all their WELFARE MONEY AWAY!!!" I wanna say, "YOU don't even know their life story, you are YOU to judge... What makes YOU think you can judge others without looking at yourself?!! I guess you're CRAP don't stink and that you're better than these kids cause YOU feel "ENTITLED" to tell them how F-ED UP THEY ARE?!! YOU try walking a mile in THEIR shoes... and maybe, just MAYBE you'll see that THEY are NO different than YOU..."
"We are ALL looking for answers... but sometimes, life ain't so nice about it... Like U2's excellent song, "Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For...", I can say that when we all depart from this world, we want to know that it was worth something, you know? Like... we want to discover something beautiful, something unique, something... phenomenal... I'll admit that their are days where I want to find... something... BECAUSE we have BORING lives... and yet we expect something MORE..."
"I really like this one... It puts a smile on my face and then it makes me really sad... It describes the relationship between parents and their children... When your a kid, you think the whole d*** WORLD is against you, you're parents DON'T understand, and that LIFE, EXISTENCE... SUCKS... Yet, as hormonally stressed young adults, we are sheltered from the real world... Yes, growing up sucks... but ALL parents love their children, you know? We'll learn to respect what they did for us in the end... We ingore their advice, but we can't help but love our parents... to gain their acceptance"
"Let me just say, that I for one do NOT believe in one-night stands or friends with "benefits"... HOWEVER, I don't shun the people who partake in these activities... Some people, regardless of their conscience, can't resist the temptations/ pleasures of the flesh... For others, they aren't meant to be "tied" down, don't want that "special" person, and have "impure" thoughts about someone that they aren't dating... For those of you who think this he or she is a sl*** or man-h**, you MUST remember that we're human... SEX drives us as well as LOVE... All in all, we're animals... Our brains tell us differently... Trust me, the people you "think" are prudes, are real BEASTS in the bedroom... TRUST ME, don't underestimate their "sexual" potential... ;)"
"I believe that we are ALL gulity of this... Loving someone we're NOT suppose to... It's not like you're a homosexual (BECAUSE YOU CAN LOVE WHOEVER YOU WANT!!! Which IS true... <3 )... NO, this is like, TABOO... It's really bad and I think this person knows it... We always fall for that wrong person... AND LOVE JUST HAPPENS THAT WAY... I almost feel terrible for this kid or adult..."
"I decided to save another funny one for last, because the other ones were depressing.. Teeheehee, this one is like, "CRAP, the cleaner knows of a NYMPHOMANIAC... My social life is RUINED... I'm suppose to be the "nice" girl or guy!!! I'm disgusting, I'm a PERVERT!!!" It's uncool that the "cleaner" stole that KAMA-SUTRA book... but I don't think that person should embarrassed for being... human... THEN AGAIN, nothing is more awkward than being like, "Uh, hi, yeah, um... I have this, like, "dirty" book *ahem* and, IT WAS MY BROTHER'S I SWEAR!!! I mean, why would I have something like that? pssshhhh... You know how they are, silly little brothers heehee... And I, sorta kinda need it BACK.... hee...heh..."
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