CAMP HALF BLOOD... IS REAL?!!

"This is what I had in mind... Cept it won't be on a map..."

WARNING: THIS BLOG IS REFLECTIVE AND THEREFORE WILL CONTAIN INTEREST DIALOGUE...

Otay, so since school will be over in about a week for the seniors... (CUSS YEAH!!! XP) We will be embarking on a VIRTUAL LITERARY TOUR... :D (*chirp* *chirp*... *chirp* *chirp*) Come one now... this will be fun!!! We (Katlyn, Katie, Mollie, Dani, and I) shall be create our old weight deck into a CAMP HALF-BLOOD from the best selling Pecry Jackson novels... Anyhoo, we'll create each camp to symbolize certain themes in the book... like FRIENDSHIP and FATE... and... MONSTERS... and we had to clean that dirty ol' place... But, so far so good... :P

Most Depressing Novel You'll Ever Read... FIN...

"I bet he's eating that eraser I gave him... BEFORE he died... :,( "

Well... After Charlie ran away from the Science Convention, he is on the lamb, and quickly finds a cute artsy - fartsy girl who truly understands him... They become... INTIMATE... (Don't make me spell it out for you...)  And... unfortunately... Algernon, Charlie's only friend at this point, the most intelligent lab mouse on the entire planet dies.  Charlie soon realizes that he too shall suffer the same fate.  As the days go by, Charlie starts to return to the same state he was in... He's forgotten most of the information he strive to learn and he's even forgotten where or who he is... Now, he is the old Charlie who returns to Ms. Kinnnan's class every night without the knowledge of their past relationship... He later retires at a nursing home and, before his brain is at the final stage of rotting away, he writes, "SAVE THE FLOWERS... FOR ALGERNON..."

:,( THE AWFUL END ),:

Secrets, EH? Hmmmm... SECRETLY SECRETS... That Are SECRETS...

"Frank Warren: Son, you have a post card!!! Let's see here... doo-dee-doo-de-do-do, I'm sure he won't mind me read-... *mumble, mumble* (READING SO'S MAIL) One time, when my Dad was being a total d*****, I throw in tooth brush in th- HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" 

For A.P. class, Ms. A has devised yet another marvelous assignment for us... (And there was much rejoicing... KIDDING, Kidding... )  THIS time, we are going on "Post Secrets" ( A website where people confess their personal "secrets" for the entire planet to see...) and basically being creepers (I kid, I kid...) Some make you pee their so hilarious, others are extremely honest, but some make you want to baul your eyes out because their that depressing... You see, for those people, this is the only way they can let their deepest secrets out... But what I don't understand is why post it for the world to see? Attention, compliments?... who knows, I personally don't "thrive" or "get a kick" out of gossip and secrets...  The guy that started all this, Frank Warren, even had some secrets of his own.  When he was a little boy, he went to  St. Casimirs church mostly every day and enjoyed every minute of it.  Then as he became older, he took C.C.D (You know, Confraternity of Christian Doctrine?) Well, one day he confessed to his priest and said, "I, uh, I have told lies" and the priest told him to pray a dozen times... This was the last time he went to confession and long story short, he started "POST SECRETS" 

THE END  

Secrets Don't Make Friends... OR Do They? >:)

"ROFL x1000000000!!!! XD Oh god, this is SOOOOOOOOO funny!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Before you report me to Uncensored Child Blogging Services (I'm 18 by the way...) Just hear me out... I have 2 very good reasons that I posted this rather hilarious "secret" (AND other ones to come... ;D ): 1.) Our A.P. teacher, Ms. Alexander, is introducing us into the world of "Post Secrets"... a website where people tell their dirtiest, weirdest, and most guiltiest secrets... (even ones with a side boob on it) & 2.) Well, this one made my eyes rain it was so humorous....  This guy, WHOEVER he is, has guts to letting his secret out because it takes a very honest person to say those things, right?  He kewl in my book!"

"I chose THIS one because... well, I wouldn't doubt that even the most beautiful girl you knew DIDN'T or WASN'T entirely satisfied with her mental and physical state.  I've felt this way about many girls (This brings out the WORST in people by the way) and, because of my insecurities, I was always  thinking, "Why are you so UNGRATEFUL?!! You can have ANY boy you want and they still aren't GOOD enough for you!!! You're sooooooo perfect and all you do is b****h about how you're not because you sure as h*** know you ARE!!! QUICK FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS!!! Yes, that is my dark side... which isn't an attractive trait on my part.  I've also felt this way about girls who had the guys that I had feelings for... I'll even admit that a part of me hated them, because my "ego" was hurt and my confidence was shattered... but it wasn't their fault... it was MINE... " 

"YUP... STORY OF MY LIFE, probably the story of ALL our lives... Same for the "POST SECRET" above this one, being jealous of another for what they have... IS truly a sin... You can't hate a person for that... It's funny how people are always like, "BEAUTY is on the INSIDE" and "HAVE CONFIDENCE" (Which is true) BUT lets not kid ourselves, kay? Come one, we live in a shallow world where people forget the things that are the MOST important... take personality, for instance... HUMANS DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES... We've known this since day UNO... I mean, you follow those stupid TEN COMMANDMENTS?!! Anyhoo, because men are "visual creatures" and their eye sight is a H****OFALOT better than their brains that are between their... um... never mind... and BECAUSE men are simple creatures who need to relive their *ahem* "testosterone"... The female race try everything our power to "enhance" our beauty... because we try to please and when they don't NOTICE us... WE FEEL LIKE CRAWLING INTO A BALL OF INSECURITY AND SELF PITY AND JUST DIE... I just want all the girls who read this to be like, "HEY... I'm beautiful in my own way, I'm ONLY ugly if I choose to be!!!" :)

 "This one, I chose because it touched me... This is, I can't even describe how sad this is... I've known so many good kids that grew up this way...  Nice kids that have it tough, so tough that the "privileged" kids bully them... They've lived a life that I could never imagine... It's sad when I hear people say, "THAT kid is trouble.. he does drugs and has been a jail... SMOKES WEED TOO!!! What a waste of life, that stupid kid is..." or when they say "So THIS is where my tax money goes to... a bunch of F-ing bums who don't work and drink all their WELFARE MONEY AWAY!!!" I wanna say, "YOU don't even know their life story, you are YOU to judge... What makes YOU think you can judge others without looking at yourself?!!  I guess you're CRAP don't stink and that you're better than these kids cause YOU feel "ENTITLED" to tell them how F-ED UP THEY ARE?!!  YOU try walking a mile in THEIR shoes... and maybe, just MAYBE you'll see that THEY are NO different than YOU..."

"We are ALL looking for answers... but sometimes, life ain't so nice about it...  Like U2's excellent song, "Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For...", I can say that when we all depart from this world, we want to know that it was worth something, you know? Like... we want to discover something beautiful, something unique, something... phenomenal... I'll admit that their are days where I want to find... something...  BECAUSE we have BORING lives... and yet we expect something MORE..."

"I really like this one... It puts a smile on my face and then it makes me really sad... It describes the relationship between parents and their children... When your a kid, you think the whole d*** WORLD is against you, you're parents DON'T understand, and that LIFE, EXISTENCE... SUCKS...  Yet, as hormonally stressed young adults, we are sheltered from the real world... Yes, growing up sucks... but ALL parents love their children, you know?  We'll learn to respect what they did for us in the end... We ingore their advice, but we can't help but love our parents... to gain their acceptance"

"Let me just say, that I for one do NOT believe in one-night stands or friends with "benefits"... HOWEVER, I don't shun the people who partake in these activities...  Some people, regardless of their conscience, can't resist the temptations/ pleasures of the flesh...  For others, they aren't meant to be "tied" down, don't want that "special" person, and have "impure" thoughts about someone that they aren't dating...  For those of you who think this he or she is a sl*** or man-h**, you MUST remember that we're human... SEX drives us as well as LOVE... All in all, we're animals... Our brains tell us differently... Trust me, the people you "think" are prudes, are real BEASTS in the bedroom... TRUST ME, don't underestimate their "sexual" potential... ;)"

"I believe that we are ALL gulity of this... Loving someone we're NOT suppose to... It's not like you're a homosexual (BECAUSE YOU CAN LOVE WHOEVER YOU WANT!!!  Which IS true... <3 )... NO, this is like, TABOO... It's really bad and I think this person knows it... We always fall for that wrong person... AND LOVE JUST HAPPENS THAT WAY... I almost feel terrible for this kid or adult..."

"I decided to save another funny one for last, because the other ones were depressing.. Teeheehee, this one is like, "CRAP, the cleaner knows of a NYMPHOMANIAC... My social life is RUINED... I'm suppose to be the "nice" girl or guy!!! I'm disgusting, I'm a PERVERT!!!" It's uncool that the "cleaner" stole that KAMA-SUTRA book... but I don't think that person should embarrassed for being... human... THEN AGAIN, nothing is more awkward than being like, "Uh, hi, yeah, um... I have this, like, "dirty" book *ahem* and, IT WAS MY BROTHER'S I SWEAR!!! I mean, why would I have something like that? pssshhhh... You know how they are, silly little brothers heehee... And I, sorta kinda need it BACK.... hee...heh..." 

I'm Hip... I Guess...

"Art... Is... The... Essence... Of... Being..." 


PLEASE MS. A IT DIDN'T WORK.. I SWEAR!!!! Not like the thousand times it didn't work and I was all like "Ms. A, MS. A... the world is FALLING APART, CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER... MASS HYSTERIA!!!" PLEASE.... PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!! :O

What's the "SYMBOLOGY" there?!!

"KNOWLEDGE - Books are the gateway towards knowledge...  Hey, I can see some dust on those dictionaries..."

"LIFE - Trees live for like.... EVER... and they still prosper in this crazy world of ours... Should've took a picture of the workplace.. that would be MORE accurate..."

"OPPORTUNITY-  Oh look... Here's some random painting that's telling me that I can do whatever I want to change the FUTURE... Okay, so does that mean I can be a vigilante and fight crime?  How about staying home, living with my mother, and never having to work or pay taxes ever again?

"DEPRESSION - As you can see, this isn't the type of image you see that your regular Guidance Counselor's office... Where's the puppies and babies and GUMMY BEARS?!!  Rain ain't so bad... Come on, now...

"BOREDOM - WOW... GOLF... La-dee-freaking-DA!!! It's the most BORING thing to do EVER!!! I mean, my god, all you do is WHACK THE BALL, GET IN THE CART... WHACK THE BALL, GET IN THE CART... WHACK THE FREAKING BALL, AND GET IN THE FREAKING CART!!!  You can dress like a p***p and nobody would care... Bob Barker called he wants his WARDROBE back!!!  I'd rather... I'd rather... do something that's NOT GOLFING to this blog!!! (Like having all my finger and toe nails ripped off or something...)

"DANGER- ENERGY DRINKS... BADDDDDDDD.... Seriously kiddos, DEATH BEFORE CAFFEINE!!!"

"SILENCE- This is the sound... of SILENCE... Now, if you listen, wery, wery quietly... *CHIRP* *CHIRP*..."

"HELP- Ask and you SHALL receive... Trust me, no one will save you if an ice cream truck is around..."

   

"DIVERSITY- This is all the *ahem* diversity you'll ever get here at WEST MONONA... "

"GENDER - There will always be stereotypes about girls and boys... AND, as you can see, we are so ashamed of ourselves that we HAVE the "urge" to cover our naughty bits and giggle/blush..."

Probably The Most Depressing Novel You'll Ever Read... Part 4

"Algeron, ya better eat this bar of soap... cause it'll make you DUMBER I mean... smarter... KANSAS... I mean New York"

Well, *sigh* this book, regardless of how well written and unique it is, will not have a happy ending I'm afraid.  You see, life for Charlie hasn't been skittles, unicorns, or rainbows... It has been a living hell for this poor creature.  After he starts to remember all the terrible things that happened to him, discovers new feelings about women and himself, sees the true colors of his "friends", and falls in love with Ms. Kiannan only to have her say, "Charlie, you've really changed, we just don't relate anymore... you make me feel stupid and you've been using me because you don't understand yourself..." (Yeah... poor fella, all he wants to be is SMART... but was he better off?)  He finally goes to a science convention in Chicago, where he is basically the science experiment... And Professor Nemur and Dr. Strauss are the geniuses who want all the credit.  Charlie doesn't appreciate being treated this way, like a lab animal, treated like an inferior for being smart and trying to "fit in"... At the convention, Charlie shows the audience how intelligent he compared to Nemur by releasing Algeron from his cage and escaping from the convention to find his own apartment where the scientists won't find him... But what Charlie doesn't know is that the knowledge, I.Q., etc is only temporary and will have some "nasty" after effects. He hates the world and everyone in it... Can't say I don't blame him... :(