Wednesday, March 7, 2012

This is an analysis, GET ME?!!

"Probably the kewlest movie poster EVA... Anyone who cares to disagree... will get IT!!!"
"Unfortunately... they don't make kewl movie posters... SAD FACE... :,{[ ) 


I have finished an excellent achievement in achievement mystery novel by the clever Dashiell Hammet (Who also wrote another classic novel," The Thin Man." Total Classic... ;}D )  This novel shows the true nature of men, their desires, and the horrible, HORRIBLE, things they will do for the moo-la.  Spade isn't a nice guy, cause he doesn't have time for that.... He's like Shaft, you know? Whose a d**k bad a** mutha and is a sex machine with the ladies?... SPADE!!! Awwwww YEAHHHHHH... *AHEM* Anyhoo, he isn't your Mr. Nice guy who would help little old ladies down the street or kiss babies on the head... Would you take him home to your Ma and Da?  Is he the type of guy with a button down shirt and " I NEED A JOB!!!" motto?   H*LL NO!!! And O'Shaunessy?!! PLEASE!!! She is a torn up from the floor up, floozy, HO fo SHO... (Sorry, but I felt it appropriate...)  Using her bod to attract stupid shmucks to do as she pleases with them... she is a really, really, really bad girl!  And the other characters?!! I'm... I'm... not gonna even go there... I enjoyed this novel because, well, it's a mystery novel and those books always have you on the edge of your seat.  You never know what is going to happen next.... 


 "FIN"





2 comments:

  1. First of all Sean you use a lot of swear words. However, it is funny. She reminds me a Greek Siren. So what was the mystery exactly? Was it a murder?

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  2. I blame the fact that we've seen to many movies to actually be socially liable for society. Hince our choice of words and books. but no matter. Sean, you now have a new challenger at the "I make comments of assignments because I can" ring. It's On!

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