That kid that was tailing Spade is named Wilmer Cook... forgot to add that last time because I didn't find out till recently...
NOW ON TO THE LAST BLOG!!!
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"You're kidding me, you're bluffing... this thing is worth millions?!! It can't be worth more than Micheal Jackson's Thriller jacket could it... Wha, it IS?!!
I've finished the book (Heck yeah!) ... See what happens is, Spade and O'Shaunessy talk to Cairo about the "bird" or "G" as they refer to it in the book, they tease Cairo about his homosexualiness, Cairo tells O'Shaunessey how much of a floozy she is, and then the cops arrive. (How appropriate...) Anyhoo, Spade tells the coppers that they were acting... ha ha, cops leave and they get back to business, Spade needs info on the "G". So, long story short, Cairo works for the Gutman, Spade goes to see the Gutman at his place... Gutman says that he wants the Maltese Falcon from Spade. Gutman talks about the Maltese Falcon, a bird with a crap load of rare diamonds, or jewels, rubys, you know, rich stuff that people are willing to kill other people for.... was a gift from the King of Malta and was entrusted to the Knights Templar from the Middle Ages... so, in short, it's worth a butt load in moola. Gutman puts sleeping drug in Spade's drink, Spade blacks out, wakes up in his apartment, a officer from work has been shot and has a strange package with him. Spade and Effie go, "OMG it's not what I think it is?" (That bird... The Maltese Falcon) Spade goes to the Gutman, Gutman and Cairo offer $10,000 this time, Gutman says that in exchange for the package for the moola Sapde will get, you also gotta take the blame for Archer, Thursby, and the officer's death... Spade says yeah whatever, gives up the package, AND...
"What the... what is this... a FURBY?!! I've been DOOPED, BAMBOSILLED... Why, I've been SPITTCKLEDWARFED!!! "
Yup, the Maltese Falcon in the package is a fakie... Cairo gets into a little hissy fit, while Gutman sulks in shame. They depart, leaving O'Shaunessy and Spade alone. They have a fight, Spade finds out that O'Shaunessy killed Thursby and his partner... And so, because he had to avenge his pal, he turns her into the police... THE END!!!
(A analysis will come next Friday, STAY TUNE!!!)
"Bros before HOES, O'Shaunessey..."
NOW ON TO THE LAST BLOG!!!
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I've finished the book (Heck yeah!) ... See what happens is, Spade and O'Shaunessy talk to Cairo about the "bird" or "G" as they refer to it in the book, they tease Cairo about his homosexualiness, Cairo tells O'Shaunessey how much of a floozy she is, and then the cops arrive. (How appropriate...) Anyhoo, Spade tells the coppers that they were acting... ha ha, cops leave and they get back to business, Spade needs info on the "G". So, long story short, Cairo works for the Gutman, Spade goes to see the Gutman at his place... Gutman says that he wants the Maltese Falcon from Spade. Gutman talks about the Maltese Falcon, a bird with a crap load of rare diamonds, or jewels, rubys, you know, rich stuff that people are willing to kill other people for.... was a gift from the King of Malta and was entrusted to the Knights Templar from the Middle Ages... so, in short, it's worth a butt load in moola. Gutman puts sleeping drug in Spade's drink, Spade blacks out, wakes up in his apartment, a officer from work has been shot and has a strange package with him. Spade and Effie go, "OMG it's not what I think it is?" (That bird... The Maltese Falcon) Spade goes to the Gutman, Gutman and Cairo offer $10,000 this time, Gutman says that in exchange for the package for the moola Sapde will get, you also gotta take the blame for Archer, Thursby, and the officer's death... Spade says yeah whatever, gives up the package, AND...
Yup, the Maltese Falcon in the package is a fakie... Cairo gets into a little hissy fit, while Gutman sulks in shame. They depart, leaving O'Shaunessy and Spade alone. They have a fight, Spade finds out that O'Shaunessy killed Thursby and his partner... And so, because he had to avenge his pal, he turns her into the police... THE END!!!
(A analysis will come next Friday, STAY TUNE!!!)
I like your commentary with the picture, pretty funny. Sounds like a pretty dramatic book.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Liv, I love how you wrote this!
ReplyDeleteBahahhahahaahahahahahaha! Oh man, the furby part slayed me! Anyway, Nice summarization of the book. Nice to know you finished it.
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