Thursday, February 9, 2012

You'll Take Your Slaping And Like It!!! OR The Maltese Falcon, Numba Six...

"Spade: Are you a poof?!!
Cairo: I SHOULD SAY NOT!!!"

In Chapter 5, I explained to you, the audience or reader or whatever, that Spade was visited by a flaming homosexual poof  by the name of Joel Cairo (He shows clear signs of queerness, not making fun of gays because I respect them and their "sexual" orientation, by putting his cane in his mouth... yeah... you're smart, you can figure it out...)  Anyhoo... he gives Spade an offer of $15,000 while he searched Spade's place... using his gun, you know, pointing at him and what not...  for the  MALTESE FALCON (Dun... Dun... DUNNNNN...) 

"Instead of both you and I being copeople, why can't we be... CO-RELATIONS?"

Cairo skips out like a gay boy out of Spade's flat (No joke...) leaving Spade to ponder on this "Falcon" thing or whatever... Spade, with his womanizer skills, get's it on with O'Shaunessey to get info on that bird.  She, of course, is a big floozy and she just leads him and and says that she has the bird, but it's not WITH her... (We all know that's wrong... ;) )

"When I think of YOU I touch my cane..."


1 comment:

  1. Well, well... apparently the 40's movie was almost out of detail with the book. (but you can't just, you know, mention gays in the 1920's or 40's and not expect to get some trouble out of it. Any who, funny blog description.

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