Wednesday, February 1, 2012

You'll Take Your Slapin' And Like It!!! OR The Maltese Falcon Numba Five, See?...

"(Peter Lorre voice:) So, yeah, I stole this from some poor blind guy... not like he needed it or anything... Hee-hee "

After Spade's little "visit" with dame Brigid O'Shaunessessy and that little departing scene they share, Spade decides that he needs to sort this business between him and the coppers.  He goes to the attorney's office and basically says "I didn't do it,see? These coppas got it all wrong... next time ya wanna bring ya boys to accuse me, I'll just refuse, get me? Actually... it was more like Spade asked the attorney how long he can refuse to answer the coppers ri-dunk-ious questions. 
Leaving the attorney's office P-Oed, Spade returns to his apartment to find his little weasel of a man who calls himself... "John Cario."  This "guy" offers Spade a reward of $5,000 for a rare bird called... "THE MALTESE FALCON." (Dun... Dun... DUNNNNNN....)  However, like a little weasel, the little you know pulls out a gun on Spade and searches his office...  Spade knocks him unconscious and discovers some tickets in his pocket... Yeah, like Spade would have some "rare" bird in his office... or DOES he? (Dun, dun, DUN-NUN!!!)

"As you can see, Humphrey Bogart had the sitholuette of a falcon... (It's true!... Would I LIE? o_O...)

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